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next time you’re over at your friends’ house ask them if you can “do the dishes.”  they will be incredibly surprised and thankful but will soon wish they never let you near them as you proceed to break them all on your knees while yelling “do is an ambiguous verb”

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that time of year is approaching

scary lawn decorations

terrifying tv programs

people in costumes going door to door

election season

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Relief from the Temple of Nabu in Khorsabad (Dur-Sharrukin), the capital of the Assyrian Empire. The remnants of the vivid colors painted on these walls can still be seen on this section. The Oriental Institute Museum at the University of Chicago, Chicago, IL.  

Photo by Babylon Chronicle

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don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

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So this little kid at church noticed I’m fat and asked me today “Why do you have a big belly?”

I couldn’t really think of an acceptable answer for that so I simply responded:

“Because I’m full of bees”

I don’t think I’ve seen a more confused and terrified child in my life as I walked away, hearing him whisper “Bees…” to himself.

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Viz’s logos for Sailor Moon

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© Alfaro Lenoir

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I want a whole team of them to help me fight crime.

Chihuahuas in Sailor fukus by mayama_ya on Instagram

the first one is obviously me

i wish my chihuahua was long haired oh well i guess i can buy her horse lookin ass cute things too

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